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You could not have told me ten years ago that a Thor movie would be made, but I’m glad that I was wrong and that the movie’s being made. I have nothing to say regarding story, just check out these epic images from the movie. Anthony Hopkins as Odin FTW.

Robert Rodriguez is one of my favorite directors. He’s one of the few people that works outside of the Hollywood system that gets to do basically whatever he wants. When Grindhouse was released in 2007, there was almost more buzz about the fake trailer for Machete than the actual movies (although Planet Terror was excellent [...]

Okay, so it’s been awhile since I last posted about the Avengers movie, and while I don’t have an enormous amount of news about it there have been some pretty big announcements.
First and foremost, Joss Whedon has been given the director’s chair for the movie which is needless to say a big deal. The decision, [...]

Ah, Gremlins. Gremlins is the ultimate movie to show kids who are begging mom and dad to get them a pet of some kind. For those who have never seen this, you have my pity because this movie is a bonafide classic of comedy, horror, and even Christmas genres.
The film starts off innocently enough [...]

Christopher Nolan is my favorite director of the past ten years. Not only are his stories fantastic, but he has gained his great reputation by simply not patronizing his audiences. Even his take on the Batman franchise has been a milestone in getting audiences to take a vigilante who dresses like a bat completely seriously. [...]

Okay, so I was extremely skeptical when I first heard that Seth Rogen was going to be the Green Hornet. The fact that he was going to be playing ANY superhero had me baffled, but I must say that this movie looks fun, at the very least.

Ninjas are stock characters. They have been since the 1980s. They are stock characters that have been so overused in the past that people burst into laughter the minute something is compared to a ninja. I sincerely hope that Ninja Assassin has changed all that. I saw the film knowing it will not please everybody. [...]

Everybody knows that the 1980s movie, by special effects genius-of-his-time Roy Harryhausen isn’t that great. The effects were a bit dated, the acting sucked, and it basically looked liked a Greek version of the Flash Gordon movie (another movie which I’ll be talking about in a later post). But, from the pit of bad movie [...]